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This page updated 02/16/10

 

This page is just a place to put interesting items that make you think, reflect, laugh, cry, meditate or appreciate what life has brought to the table.  It will be updated every few days.  You, as Members, are welcome to submit items that are appropriate for this page.  Also, let me know if you like this page and would like to see it continue.  Send an email to Reflections@alp186.org

 

 

 

 

 

 

Remember those good ole Westerns?

Click on the link for some nostalgia:  http://oldfortyfives.com:80/thoseoldwesterns.htm

02/16/10

 

 

KIDS IN CHURCH …..

 


3-year-old Reese :

'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.

Amen.'


A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'

 

After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
And I wanted to stay with you guys.'
 

01/17/10

One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
As we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'

A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
Were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'
 

 

A father was at the beach with his children
When the four-year-old son ran up to him,
Grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
Where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'

A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied..
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'
 

 

Ramblings of a Retired Mind

 

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse.  I can't afford one.

So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.  I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant     before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'


 

 

I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust.'
 

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?'

Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.'

I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor!'

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to these men?

 

Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?

Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures!

I was thinking, why pay taxes?  People who owe taxes seem to get good government jobs.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.

' Enjoy Your Days  & Love Your Life.'

Because: 'Life is a journey to be savored.'

 

up 09/20/09

 

REMEMBER ME

Lizzie Palmer who put this program together, is 15 years old.  The video runs 5 Minutes, 23 Seconds.

Click on the link below

 

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up 04/09/09

      

 
 
   

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